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onekindsoul [The feed opens up to the front of a brick building with a sign hanging out the front that might look familiar to anyone that had been around in the dream.
A beat passes before Ruby Rose steps out in an old checkered suit looking very much like a used car salesman.]
Are you fed up with feeling defenseless during crazy judgement fueled rampages?
Tired of weird guys claiming to be god pissing off the local deities?
Sick of toddlers coming around and burning down your house?
Absolutely annoyed with the fact that your sword isn't also a gun!?
...Miffed about the usual monster related problems plaguing our world?
Well have I got a solution for you!
[Ruby whips out her massive scythe which she swings once before it folds up into it's rifle form. She cocks it and aims at the camera.]
Come on down to The Roses Thorns and solve your problems the good old fashioned way! With high powered weaponry!
I've been making weapons ever since I was baby- Or well maybe like eleven to thirteen to be more accurate. But that's pretty much baby. And I have a proven track record of making awesome weapons back in the dream just take a look for yourself!
[She steps inside the building revealing a very classy forge decorated with various weapons, and large cold blood gems of roses, butterflies and little dogs.
She approaches the table and picks up a guitar.]
Like this! Just a normal guitar, right? WRONG!
[She flips a switch on it and strums a note only for a burst of flame to shoot out from the guitar head.]
And just incase the fire doesn't do the trick, it also doubles as a spear!
[Don't mind her as she demonstrates the guitar turning into a spear. She twirls it around and accidentally knocks over a pile of other weapons. There's a light yelp as everything clatters but she's quick to go back into character.]
We've got tons of options and can make you the perfect weapon for you!
[She holds up a few examples including a circular shield that sprouts out into a Buzzsaw blade. A prosthetic arm with a gun in it's forearm. She stops briefly on a a cane and looks confused for a minute. ]
Huh, How did that get in there? That's Ozpin's- It's kind of lame and boring- but-
[And she gives it a twirl before pointing to the camera.]
Come on down to The Roses Thorns and check out our inventory or get prices on custom weapons!
Because if you aren't armed you're doing it wrong!
A beat passes before Ruby Rose steps out in an old checkered suit looking very much like a used car salesman.]
Are you fed up with feeling defenseless during crazy judgement fueled rampages?
Tired of weird guys claiming to be god pissing off the local deities?
Sick of toddlers coming around and burning down your house?
Absolutely annoyed with the fact that your sword isn't also a gun!?
...Miffed about the usual monster related problems plaguing our world?
Well have I got a solution for you!
[Ruby whips out her massive scythe which she swings once before it folds up into it's rifle form. She cocks it and aims at the camera.]
Come on down to The Roses Thorns and solve your problems the good old fashioned way! With high powered weaponry!
I've been making weapons ever since I was baby- Or well maybe like eleven to thirteen to be more accurate. But that's pretty much baby. And I have a proven track record of making awesome weapons back in the dream just take a look for yourself!
[She steps inside the building revealing a very classy forge decorated with various weapons, and large cold blood gems of roses, butterflies and little dogs.
She approaches the table and picks up a guitar.]
Like this! Just a normal guitar, right? WRONG!
[She flips a switch on it and strums a note only for a burst of flame to shoot out from the guitar head.]
And just incase the fire doesn't do the trick, it also doubles as a spear!
[Don't mind her as she demonstrates the guitar turning into a spear. She twirls it around and accidentally knocks over a pile of other weapons. There's a light yelp as everything clatters but she's quick to go back into character.]
We've got tons of options and can make you the perfect weapon for you!
[She holds up a few examples including a circular shield that sprouts out into a Buzzsaw blade. A prosthetic arm with a gun in it's forearm. She stops briefly on a a cane and looks confused for a minute. ]
Huh, How did that get in there? That's Ozpin's- It's kind of lame and boring- but-
[And she gives it a twirl before pointing to the camera.]
Come on down to The Roses Thorns and check out our inventory or get prices on custom weapons!
Because if you aren't armed you're doing it wrong!
