DeerlyBeloved

[onekindsoul]

deerlyBeloved: ClickClickBloom Why hello there You're a very attractive young lady I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates I see that you have a lot of other suitors Allow me to make my case This one plays football But I once won the whole super bowl by myself This one's is a weightlifter But I can bench an entire continental shelf That chick is a scientist But I already cured all diseases last week And if that's not enough lemme ask When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherheckin' mythical beast? Oh yeah, I will rock your world Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl! I shall now expose my abs Don't act like you're not impressed How hard did I just seal the deal With my dragon slayer steel Do you feel all my sexy appeal And my story that's so very totally real

( Ruby Rose-Ushiromiya | 20 | F | Hamburgers )